a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry
i fucking love myself
but does it count as murder if you say sorry
HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE
I NEED TO TRY THESE
what depths of hell did you spring from
THANKS FOR THE TIPS
i would probably just end up like
and that can’t be healthy
The Wood-Elves of Mirkwood are not like their kin. They’re less wise and more dangerous.
"Loki, can I hug you?"
"Loki, can I kiss you?"
"Loki, would you marry me?"
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
Richard and some of his improvised scenes in ‘Meta Fiction’Full Interview