bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Now, finally, I get to step on you, sweetheart.

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

sarah-burton:

Tom Hiddleston, ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ London Premiere (Menswear Fall 2013)

sarah-burton:

Tom Hiddleston, ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ London Premiere (Menswear Fall 2013)

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dudeufugly:

"Oh god, I am moving to London" - giveaway

Since I am moving soon, I have to get rid of some of my acquired treasure (details in the read more though the pictures are pretty self-explanatory).

There will be 15 winners (random # generator) with 14 x 2 items each - first one picks, then the second one, etc. What’s gone is gone. The Loki Poster is the only one-item-win (see read more). Everyone gets a Sherlock Holmes business card from 221B Baker Street.

This giveaway ends on September 28th 2014, 9pm BST (London).

Rules:

  • must be following me (dudeufugly)
  • likes and reblogs count
  • no giveaway blogs
  • open askbox
  • be willing to give me your address (I will ship worldwide)
  • MUST reply within 24 hrs of me contacting you (via ask). If you do not reply within 24 hrs, the next winner in line will take your place and I will, additionally, pick another to be winner number 15. No exceptions. I will post the winning URLs once they have chosen their prizes.

I am adding a “read more” section to the post - so no reblog misses important updates.

Let me know if you have any questions.
Good Luck!

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slomps:

there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

Shipping you is like a reflex → Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.