we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
Tom Hiddleston, ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ London Premiere (Menswear Fall 2013)
"Oh god, I am moving to London" - giveaway
Since I am moving soon, I have to get rid of some of my acquired treasure (details in the read more though the pictures are pretty self-explanatory).
There will be 15 winners (random # generator) with 14 x 2 items each - first one picks, then the second one, etc. What’s gone is gone. The Loki Poster is the only one-item-win (see read more). Everyone gets a Sherlock Holmes business card from 221B Baker Street.
This giveaway ends on September 28th 2014, 9pm BST (London).
- must be following me (dudeufugly)
- likes and reblogs count
- no giveaway blogs
- open askbox
- be willing to give me your address (I will ship worldwide)
- MUST reply within 24 hrs of me contacting you (via ask). If you do not reply within 24 hrs, the next winner in line will take your place and I will, additionally, pick another to be winner number 15. No exceptions. I will post the winning URLs once they have chosen their prizes.
I am adding a “read more” section to the post - so no reblog misses important updates.
Let me know if you have any questions.
there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.